First Date

Ben Beachem

I went on my first date with a girl I had a crush on for months. I decided that we could go play miniature golf because I thought it would be a fun way to hang out and still be able to talk. Well after about nine holes things were not going so well. I kept trying to make her laugh with some jokes but she didn't find any of my jokes funny.

I became desperate to impress her and make her laugh. So I figured I would wait until she took her next swing and give her a little nudge, to make her mess up and hopefully start some flirting. Well, when I nudged her she toppled over and rolled down the hill and straight into the lake right below the windmill. I felt terrible!! My crush was drenched with filthy water and our date ended that moment. I haven't heard back from her since.

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