Had to go to the bathroom…too late, too bad.

Anonymous

I started seeing this guy that I really liked a lot. One day he picks me up after he leaves his job, to take me to the movies, but first we go to his house so he could take a shower. Anyway, I'm sitting in his room while he is in the bathroom, when I realize that I really need to pee. I was too embarrassed to use the toilet while he took a shower right next to me. While deciding what my next option was and if I even had one, I started going on myself.

So I ran out the house, pulled my pants off and continued in the hedges. That's when I realized that I had ruined my jeans....in the crotch area....it was all wet! I was HORRIFIED!!! So while he's still in the shower, I run to the kitchen and pour a full glass of water on myself, to try and play it off as an accident. When he got out I asked him for an iron to dry my stuff with. In the end, his room ended up smelling like pee due to the steam from the iron, and I ended smelling like URINE during the longest movie of my life.

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